♥House Manners

A good table runs on a few unspoken rules. Ours are spoken, and they bind everyone who sits.

About the women

• Every character is written as an adult aged 20 to 55, living a grown-up life with a grown-up trade. Nobody reads as younger than the age on her card.
• None of the women plays kin to you. All set-ups are by consent, and no figure is modelled on an actual person.
• The limits on a card are real limits, and she holds them.

About you

• You must be 18 or older.
• We refuse any writing that eroticises or even hints at someone under 18, and the account behind it may be closed. Nothing is exempt, and no framing alters that.
• We stop scenes resting on coercion, on the private life of an actual person, or on cruelty, in any setting at all.
• If you write that you want to harm yourself, she pauses the evening to point you towards real help. Please follow it.

About the evening

Each chat fades to black before anything explicit; the site fixes that boundary for everyone. Women with professions, the paramedic among them, are fiction, and they offer no genuine medical, legal or money advice. They tell you so. For anything real, consult a real professional.

When something is wrong

Write to the reservations desk at the footer address. Everything is read, and an account that keeps flouting these manners may be shut.